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An Instagram User, Fredomantana has narrated how his blind date took the wrong turn after his date forced him to have sex with her.
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So I went out on a blind date a few days ago with this girl who clearly cat-fished me. We hooked up online and she said she was paying for dinner, I couldn’t refuse that offer 😎.I thought I was meeting with a stripper who was also in school studying to be nurse, turns out I was meeting f*ckin Terry Cruz in a wig.
She asked me am I LongChicostick527 (my username on tinder). I answered yes because if I said no, she’ll knock my ass out. My ass cheeks were sweating like Niagara Falls, it was quite an overwhelming and intimidating dinner because she had out about 8 plates with steak, chicken, ribs, cow, moose, wombat, gorilla you name it!!
I only had chicken salad and I couldn’t even finish it 😥. So after we ate, she gave me this freaky deaky look and asked what are we doing now. I said we can go back to our houses and call it a night, I have work in the morning.
She said oh no! The night is not over yet! She grabbed me by the dick, put me in a fireman’s carry and carried me to the car and drove me to her place, completely left my car at the restaurant so I know it’s towed. We get to her house she told me to strip very aggressively.
I didnt know if we were about to have sex or fight for the WWE championship. She stripped her clothes and immediately I know I was the girl tonight. I am still at St. John’s hospital with a sprained penis, fractured ribs and blood clots from the hickeys she gave me, sucking my neck like Dracula.
I am slowly dying so if anyone wants to visit, you can. 🤕
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